You know what amazes me about upstate New York? Squirrels. They’re really fat. Between their winter weight and thick hair they’re easily twice the size of Floridian squirrels. You know what else amazes me about upstate New York? The crazies. I thought it was just my imagination, I must have grown too accustomed to Florida’s unique brand of beach loons. Sadly, after a conversation with my father, I discovered that because of the 1963 Community Mental Health Act there are in fact...